5.16.2007

She got... JACKED UP!

Watch as this little girl wanders into the lions den and gets accidentally DRILLED by a breakdance roundhouse. As Dane Cook would say, she goes flipping through the air like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when the player doesn't know how to do combos.

It's not usually kosher to laugh at toddler's getting kicked in the face, but this is just unreal. Her parents are clearly not competent people.

4 Comments:

At 5/16/2007 10:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a toddler and I am a competent parent but I can see my child running out. You cannot keep them locked up or tied in the stroller constantly and sometimes yes they do run off and yes you run after them.

 
At 5/17/2007 9:26 AM , Blogger Scott said...

Wow. Well said, 'anonymous.' You just gave me a breakdance kick of reality to the forehead. While it's probably true that you can't watch your kids all the time, someone other than the kid is to blame. Her brain clearly isn't developed enough to realize that you can't just run up to an athletic hispanic dude who's spinning around like a helicopter blade. It's not as though she's frolicking in the safety of her back yard. She's in a subway station in Times Square- it's not too hard to keep one eye locked on your baby girl, or maybe even hold her hand.

I'm not a parent, but I hope that one day when I am, I have enough common sense to recognize that this is one specific instance when I should pay close attention to my curious little daughter before she wanders off and catches an Air Force One to the skull-piece.

 
At 5/17/2007 9:39 AM , Blogger $crozie said...

Touche, Mr. Barker. Based on the videotape, that didn't look like a spontaneous break-dance circle just appeared out of thin air. That was a well-formed and rather large circle... in THE MIDDLE OF TIMES SQUARE!!!! How do you lose sight of your kid even for a second in TS? You look away and next thing you know they're paying $20 to get their name painted all fancy by one of those little Asian men or getting a caricature drawn of them.

 
At 5/25/2007 3:46 PM , Blogger Oakley said...

That bitch had it comin'.
FIGHT BABIES!

 

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