Homosexuality is a stinky cologne
Derek Jeter released his new perfume... uhhh i mean cologne. As you'll see in that article, it reportedly smells like chilled grapefruit, clean oak moss and spice. If you ask me, "clean oak moss and spice" sounds like marketing-speak for gay and more gay. As for chilled grapefruit, I hear that's Jeet Jeet's nickname for A-Rod's fanny.
"You smell pretty."
posted by Scott @ 6:23 PM
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1 Comments:
Brian Fantana: Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]
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