Welcome to No-funsville, USA. Population: not me
I've never been to New Braunfels, TX. It may not be such a bad place. However, after recently learning that the lawmakers in this small Texas town have nothing better to do than ban beer bongs and Jell-o shots, I'm putting it on my list of "places I'd prefer not to go to". Before you ask, yes I really do have such a list. It's in my diary right next to my list of "foods I kinda like, but would never really order at a restaurant".
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It's a ok, I have a list of batting orders for my fantasy baseball team, complete with positions and handedness of every player, so as to create "lefty/righty" matchups that throw off the opposing manager's bullpen.
Yes, I'm serious. You can't put two lefties in a row, it just ain't right.
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