Cool as the other side of the pillow
http://www.wikihow.com/Sleep-Comfortably-on-a-Hot-Night
Being that it's been sweltering the past few days, and given that I'm extremely intolerant of the heat (that's me directly below), this really caught my eye. Thought you all might enjoy these tips as well, to help you revel and bask in a cooling sensation, using methods other than those employed by Rob "Mess" Murphy.
The only thing I don't agree with is the part about putting on some cold, wet socks. That sounds terrible! Having wet socks is possibly one of the worst feelings in the world. Why don't they just tell you to throw on some cold wet boxer-briefs and then then safety pin them to your bulge?
posted by Scott @ 1:44 PM
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5 Comments:
Dear Sir Sweat-a-lot,
The only thing you don’t agree with is the wet socks?
What about the portion that suggests you soak your curtains in water?
Simply scale your wall, rip down your curtains, attempt to shove them in your sink (then realize they won’t fit and you need to walk farther to the shower) and then carry the water-laden mess across your home and place them back on your sill. The energy you are going to exert moping up the floor alone will make you a generous 10 degrees hotter.
There is one idea here that won’t make you sweatier as you try to get it done:“Sleep in a 'spread eagle' position, and think cool thoughts,” and I doubt its credibility.
personally, i'm all for the sleeping in the spread eagle position and thinking cool thoughts.
personally, i'm all for the sleeping in the spread eagle position and thinking cool thoughts.
Howabout this:
Tip #1 - Buy a fucking air conditioner and stop complaining.
Nootch.
As a former lifeguard/heroine of the steamy beaches of Baywatch, ND....I have dedicated my life to helping the sweaty population with a few of my own "stay cool tips." I have taken the liberty of surfing the smooth waves of the gnarly WWW to help with your excessive perspiration. As seen on TV... It would be beneficial to you to check out the following links; http://www.tvmarketplace.net/(uwgcqx2ycsl3xmjkcauea045)/products/product.aspx?id=538&OVRAW=neck%20cooling%20device&OVKEY=neck%20cooling&OVMTC=advanced
New age design with retro twist. Do you think the flashy lights and colors are part of the design, or....are they just a gimmic of false advertising. (Much like treasure trolls in the mid 90's, which do NOT infact giggle when you rub their bejeweled bellies like the phoney implications on the commercial)
Or, my personal favorite-http://www.corecool.com/
Simple, sleek, yet innovative. And who can deny, extremely, extremely fashion forward.
Ever try a cooldog?
http://cooldoginc.com/
These are just very yummy.
With the effects that deforestation, excessive oil consumption, and the "mcdonalization" of society will have on global warming... no doubt the general poplulation will soon be strutting their stuff around town with these products.
Although, by the time this happens, you may have just melted into a radioactive puddle.
Happy Sweating Friend!
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