SPLOOOGE!

Patriots fans- look at this picture and try not to cream your pants.

She got... JACKED UP!

Watch as this little girl wanders into the lions den and gets accidentally DRILLED by a breakdance roundhouse. As Dane Cook would say, she goes flipping through the air like Eddie Gordo from Tekken when the player doesn't know how to do combos.

It's not usually kosher to laugh at toddler's getting kicked in the face, but this is just unreal. Her parents are clearly not competent people.